1 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:15,160 GIRL: Mummy, Mummy, Mummy! 2 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,600 HE SIGHS 3 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:27,159 Look what I made. Oh, that's very nice. 4 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:31,360 Come on, in you come. Both of you. Coats off. Go and have a seat. 5 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,919 Right, er... 6 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:38,280 Mummy's left us, and she's not coming back. 7 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:42,840 She's left with Uncle Neil. Do you understand? 8 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:46,680 So from now on, it's just us. 9 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:53,159 And I don't want to hear their names spoken in this house ever again. 10 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:54,639 I won't have it. 11 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:59,080 Kaden, Sally, do I make myself clear? 12 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,080 Right, off you go upstairs. 13 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:05,200 Go on. Scram. 14 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:37,960 PADLOCK CLICKS 15 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:45,280 CLOCK TICKS 16 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:58,720 THUNDER CRACKS 17 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:09,360 THUNDER CRACKS 18 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:16,320 Robert? 19 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:24,480 SWITCH CLICKS 20 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:38,760 SWITCH CLICKS 21 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:43,250 Robert? 22 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:46,400 Robert? 23 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:53,720 Robert?! 24 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:05,199 Don't come down here! 25 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,200 WATER SLOSHES 26 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:13,160 Nobody's allowed. It's full of poison. 27 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:20,159 There's asbestos down there. Look, see? 28 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:21,319 There's a sign. DOOR CLOSES 29 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:24,359 I know. So what were you doing down there? 30 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:27,399 It flooded in the... in the... 31 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:30,719 In the storm? In the cellar. 32 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:32,080 So, Carol. 33 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:36,639 You mustn't go down there. OK, I won't. 34 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,760 THUNDER RUMBLES, HE SIGHS 35 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:43,360 I know what you're thinking. 36 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,159 What kind of man are you 37 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:49,399 to have that carrying on right under your nose? 38 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:52,519 Oh, no, love. You didn't know. 39 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:55,439 You let your brother stay here, and he betrayed you, Robert. 40 00:03:55,440 --> 00:04:00,159 Neil and Joan betrayed you. But you are a good man, Robert. 41 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,480 Good man. And I'm a lucky woman. 42 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,239 I'm so sick of cakey make-up. 43 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:33,919 Aren't you, girls? CHIME 44 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:35,880 Oh. Hello, Alysha. 45 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:40,360 Honest, this stuff is magic. 46 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:46,519 If you've got flakey skin, right, it's greasy but not greasy - 47 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:49,079 it's �10.99 on Amazon. 48 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:51,759 Lasts all day. Waterproof. 49 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:56,120 Perfect for any bride-to-be, or scuba diver. 50 00:04:59,280 --> 00:05:00,799 Ooh, ah. PHONE CHIMES 51 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,600 Ugh. What's she want now? 52 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:07,720 Yep, we know it's his birthday, he's our flipping dad. 53 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:13,839 Now, this mascara, you will not believe. 54 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:15,839 I swear, your fella will notice. 55 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:19,599 "Sal, your eyes are like two deep pools." 56 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,159 That's what mine said. 57 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:23,919 But he's like that. He's dead romantic. 58 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:26,840 Like a poet. But he's an accountant. 59 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:30,559 What is this crap? 60 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:34,239 I can put down wood-effect. Anything to sell this dump, Kaden. 61 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:36,880 And look at that shit-show outside. 62 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:41,199 Never lifted a finger, the lazy fat bastard. 63 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:44,079 Too busy with that trollop up in Berwick. 64 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:46,879 I'll put down low-maintenance rear garden 65 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,439 with plenty of opportunity to stamp your own mark on it. 66 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:52,520 I'll stamp me own mark on his pig-ugly head, I will. 67 00:05:52,701 --> 00:05:55,479 You know what he doesn't know? 68 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,079 I've come in to some money, 69 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:59,639 and I'm gonna be buying myself somewhere really fancy. 70 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:03,639 Like Stable Row. Ah, lovely houses. I grew up there. 71 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,039 And I sold a house there a couple of months ago. 72 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:07,660 They don't come up often, though. 73 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:14,039 Rob. 74 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:17,479 You know you don't have to go in. Lisa said it's fine. 75 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:21,119 No, I've never missed a day, and I'm not gonna start now. 76 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:24,439 And the pharmacy needs me, and Lisa can't cope on her own. 77 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:28,039 I was thinking maybe we should sit Kaden and Sally down 78 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:29,879 before your birthday and have a little chat? 79 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:32,880 Chat about what? About what the doctor said. 80 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:40,079 No. There's no need to bother them. Right, I'm off. 81 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:43,600 I'll see you later. Bye. Bye, love. 82 00:06:43,931 --> 00:06:49,559 Morning, Mrs Granger. Have you met the new neighbours yet? 83 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:54,520 He's got a nasty big car. Parked it right up here yesterday. 84 00:06:54,521 --> 00:06:59,239 MUTTERS: Welcome to the neighbourhood and all that. 85 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:02,679 What a storm, 'ey? Cellar's full of water. 86 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:07,199 Foundations'll be weakened cos of these heavy vehicles. 87 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:09,800 CAROL SIGHS SOFTLY: Get a life, you old goat. 88 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,640 See you. 89 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,040 CLOCK TICKS 90 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:44,640 RINGING TONE 91 00:07:44,641 --> 00:07:48,119 LISA: 'Good morning. Barrie Pharmacy.' 92 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:49,879 Lisa, hi. 93 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:52,559 Can you just let me know that Robert gets in safely? 94 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:53,999 'Of course, Carol. 95 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,519 'He gave the wrong prescription to Miss Harries.' 96 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:59,319 Did he? What was the prescription? 97 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:00,639 'Blood pressure tablets. 98 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:02,719 'They were supposed to go to Mrs Harrison.' 99 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:04,919 Their names are very similar. 100 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:07,239 'I better go. Speak to you when Robert gets here.' 101 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:09,400 All right. LINE DISCONNECTS 102 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:43,639 Sal, did Carol call you? 103 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:46,279 I'm working, Kaden. Your green light's on on your Insta. 104 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:47,559 What do you want? 105 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:49,519 Are you gonna the old bugger's birthday thing? 106 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:51,079 Do you wanna go halves on something? 107 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:55,239 Carol won't stop going on about it. I'll go if you go. 108 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:58,919 I don't know what to get him. Besides, I'm skint. 109 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:01,999 Pfft, tell me about it. I could do with a sale, like. 110 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,519 DAN: 'Kaden! We've got to tidy up for the doula coming. 111 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:05,679 'Hiya, Sal.' 112 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:08,200 WOMAN: Excuse me. Oh, I've got to go. 113 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,120 Hiya. 114 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,320 19th May. 115 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,760 1905. 116 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,320 BEEPS HORN 117 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:28,639 You're early! 118 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:31,959 Why did no-one ever tell me that Joan Barrie was so beautiful? 119 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,320 Joan Barrie? 120 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:38,079 Less said about her, the better. Anyway, I did tell you. 121 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,439 I told you were punching well above your weight. 122 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:42,959 She's the sort of woman a man can't ever get over. 123 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:44,759 She wasn't all that. 124 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:47,919 You, Carol Crottie, have won life's jackpot. 125 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:50,719 You've got a loving mother, a house in Stable Row. 126 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:52,999 Robert Barrie could've had any... What if he forgets me 127 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,200 and only remembers her? 128 00:12:54,201 --> 00:12:57,759 He's forgetting words, Mam. His moods are all over the place. 129 00:12:57,760 --> 00:13:01,239 Dr Crawford said this would happen with early onset dementia. 130 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:04,079 Don't be so ridiculous, Carol. He's only 65. 131 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:05,599 The clue's in the name, Mother. 132 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:09,119 Well, don't pay any heed to Dr Crawford. 133 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:11,399 Two Short Planks we called him at school. 134 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,020 I forgot you had a medical degree. 135 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:18,480 Is everything all right in the bedroom department? 136 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:22,999 Hm? Well, men can go a bit funny if they're not getting enough... 137 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,519 you-know-what. 138 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:25,999 Mam! 139 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,960 CAROL SIGHS HARSHLY 140 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:38,079 Great, OK. That's all sorted. Four o'clock next Thursday. 141 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,199 That's great, thank you. 142 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,719 Morning, Miss Barrie. 143 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:45,080 Will I find what I need in the ball cupboard today? 144 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:48,560 Indeed, you will, Mr Tanner. 145 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:51,960 5pm. 146 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,490 How're you finding the new template, Sally? 147 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:58,919 Scintillating. Thank you, Sam. 148 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:01,479 MOIRA: Notice how I've never let myself go? 149 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:05,199 All those modern women bleating on about hormones. 150 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:08,159 Get over yourself! I saw a photo. 151 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:11,679 He looked so happy with her. I feel like sloppy seconds. 152 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:15,119 Men need more than a pretty face, lucky for you, Carol. 153 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:18,079 You need to put in a bit more oomph. 154 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,879 I don't think I'd appreciated 155 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:22,439 how devastated he must've been when she left. 156 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:26,759 You know, the double whammy of it. Running off with his own brother. 157 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:30,719 Men need a bit of seduction. A bit of dressing up, if you like. 158 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:33,479 You know how much they love their football costumes. 159 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,919 Kit, Mother, kit. 160 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:38,119 She was so glamorous. 161 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,199 She fancied herself something rotten 162 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,999 just because she won the Alnwick pageant two years in a row. 163 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,740 She was selling tickets on herself. 164 00:14:44,741 --> 00:14:48,599 I know you cis-feminists don't approve with pageants, 165 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,839 but they're a lovely way to compare women. 166 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,039 There's a cellar, Mam. 167 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:54,239 He's kept all her stuff. All her clothes, everything. 168 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,439 It's like he's waiting for her. Good luck with that. 169 00:14:56,440 --> 00:15:00,199 They'll be snooting around London, going to art galleries 170 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,199 and pretending that they like classical music. 171 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:07,399 Oh, man, she doesn't know her Van Goghs from her Van Dammes. 172 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,839 This might be the last birthday he'll remember. 173 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,479 He's only gonna get worse, Mam. 174 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:14,119 I told you, Carol, not to get with an older man. 175 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:16,950 I told you you'd be the one left holding the toilet paper. 176 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:19,719 CAROL SIGHS 177 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:21,719 Right, well, shall we pop into the sports shop 178 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,160 and get me a Newcastle strip? 179 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:28,159 I'm just wondering where we'd put the birthing pool. 180 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:31,759 What do you think, Martha? Are you getting any sense of feng shui? 181 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:32,919 Not bothered, really. 182 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:35,519 This baby is coming, one way or another. 183 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:38,679 That's my fault, I'm afraid, Sienna. I've gone a bit OTT. 184 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:39,999 So many things to get. 185 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:43,039 Tell me about it. I mean, Little Mozart. 186 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:45,810 A baby doesn't even know where the fuck its fingers are. 187 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,079 You're probably used to more luxurious homes, 188 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:52,799 what with all your celebrity clients? 189 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:56,159 Sienna's done Phil Foden, Kyle Walker, 190 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,559 Cheryl Cole, Harry Maguire. 191 00:15:58,560 --> 00:15:59,719 Who else you done? 192 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:02,759 I don't like to talk out of turn about my celebrity clients. 193 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,959 But yes, they do tend towards luxury. 194 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:09,559 So, then, now, I know all about Martha, 195 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:12,999 but I'd like to get a flavour of the two of you, 196 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,640 your own childhoods, if that's OK? 197 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,279 Kaden, shall we start with you? 198 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:22,920 It was good. Just normal, you know. 199 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:25,320 Well, not really, Kaden. 200 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:29,280 Oh, baby will pick things up. 201 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,879 Er, no, I mean, it was good. Mostly. 202 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,239 Except his mother left when he was ten, never came back. 203 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,519 Oh. Shit happens, eh? 204 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:44,319 That sounds, to me, like a woman expressing her own buried trauma. 205 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:48,120 Does it? Sounds to me like a woman choosing her lover over her kids. 206 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:55,999 Where's the loo? I'll show you. 207 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,160 Come on. There you go. 208 00:17:01,491 --> 00:17:07,599 Right, so, any in-life transactions, you got to press "in-life". 209 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,199 There. That one. 210 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,719 Hm? You press the in-life button, 211 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,479 then go back to domino. 212 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:15,830 There. Much simpler than the old one, isn't it? 213 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:18,479 What are you doing here? 214 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,919 Sorry. Hello, madam, how can we help? 215 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:23,199 Oh, don't mind me, I'm just here on family business. 216 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:26,319 Oh! Is this your mam, Sally? No. She's not my mam. 217 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:28,399 Step-mam. No. 218 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,630 You're not married, so you're not anything. 219 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:34,479 Right. I'll leave you to it. Lovely to meet you. 220 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:35,530 Thanks. 221 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:40,400 He seems nice. If you're into Mr Potato Head. 222 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:43,639 Right. 223 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:47,199 Well, erm, hoping to see you on Saturday. 224 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,800 You could bring someone along, if you like? 225 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:56,600 Sal, listen, I just wanted to warn you. 226 00:17:57,840 --> 00:18:00,759 We should have a sit down with Kaden, too, but, erm... 227 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,319 you might find your dad a little changed. 228 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:04,999 He's muddling things up a little bit. 229 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,519 He can be quite abrupt. 230 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,999 SAL SCOFFS Nothing new there, then. 231 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,320 No. It's a memory thing. 232 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:13,799 Dr Crawford... 233 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,839 Look, I should get back to work, Carol. 234 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,080 Right. 235 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,399 Sally. 236 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,279 I feel like you seem to take umbrage with whatever I say. 237 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:28,439 I don't. We used to be friends, didn't we? 238 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,040 When I was tutoring you. Really good friends. 239 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:34,200 And you went off with my dad. 240 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:38,560 I've got to work, Carol. 241 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:44,400 Right, OK. Well, I hope to see you Saturday, then. 242 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:49,000 There'll be cake! You calling us fat? 243 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,160 KADEN: 'Was I scared of my dad?' 244 00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:01,240 If you're asking... did my dad beat my mam up? 245 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,039 Then the answer's no. 246 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:07,200 But did he have a temper? Absolutely. 247 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:12,199 Was he thrilled when I turned out to be a raging homosexual? 248 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,359 Not so much. Carol changed all that, though. 249 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:17,079 His step-mam. She's lovely. They're not married. 250 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:21,040 I am sensing a lot of negative daddy energy, Kaden. 251 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:33,319 DOOR OPENS 252 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:35,159 HE EXHALES 253 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:37,919 Fancy finding you in this little cubbyhole, 254 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:40,039 you bundle of gorgeousness. Oh! 255 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:42,439 Looking for some bouncy balls, by any chance? 256 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:44,879 HE LAUGHS Ah, I've missed you, Patrick Tanner. 257 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,760 Moving house. It's been a nightmare. 258 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:48,970 Did you tell her? 259 00:19:48,971 --> 00:19:52,519 Well, you know, it's best to get settled first. 260 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:57,199 Hey. A little birdie sent me a piccie of a lacy thong. 261 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:58,799 Mm... 262 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:04,160 Oooh, right, turn around, and get those keks off, rapidamente. 263 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,440 SNIFFS 264 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,320 SNIFFS 265 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,719 SNIFFS 266 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,720 PATRICK MOANS 267 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,159 PATRICK EXHALES HEAVILY 268 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,160 THEY BREATHE HEAVILY 269 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,279 THEY SIGH 270 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,999 Oh, my God. Pat, erm... 271 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,599 It's me dad's birthday on Saturday. 272 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,759 Do you wanna come? Er... 273 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,680 Saturday's not so good for me. 274 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:03,559 I want to show you off to me family. It's been five months. 275 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:06,399 We'll sort something out. Hey, hey. 276 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:10,199 What about a naughty night away next week? Mm. 277 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:15,760 For now, though, let's just keep it our little secret, 'ey? Shh. 278 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,120 HE EXHALES 279 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:27,880 HE GROANS 280 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,760 HE WHISTLES 281 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:34,600 SHE SIGHS 282 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:39,040 MOANING ON VIDEO, SHE GIGGLES 283 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,760 CAROL SNIFFS 284 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,640 GRAVEL CRUNCHES 285 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,090 Shit! 286 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,800 DOOR CLOSES 287 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:28,879 Hi, my honey bee. Hi. 288 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,240 Mwah. Tea? 289 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,560 What's that smell? Oh, it's awful, isn't it? 290 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:39,559 Do you think it's the drains? No. No, I mean the smell on you. 291 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,200 It's the... 292 00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:45,399 ...t-the smell. 293 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:49,279 Oh! I tried some perfume on in the shops. 294 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,040 I don't like it. 295 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:59,360 Jesus Christ, Dan. Have you seen her prices? 296 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:03,359 Dan! Huh? 297 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:07,960 Have you seen her prices? "Hypno-birthing". What's that? 298 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:13,119 Oh. "Look into my eyes, out you come, little baby." 299 00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:16,759 It's for Martha, you idiot. "Birth photography". 300 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,919 No, thank you very much. 301 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:21,720 I don't want to see anything from that end. 302 00:23:21,721 --> 00:23:25,279 It's for the first moments of holding Baby. 303 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:28,839 And for Martha. Martha this, Martha that. 304 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,760 Why don't you put a bloody ring on it? 305 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:42,690 Sometimes, I wonder if you even want this baby at all, Kaden. 306 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,479 Stop it. 307 00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:47,920 Just because you've gone overboard. No, really. 308 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,239 My family know. 309 00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,350 Why the hell haven't we told YOUR family? 310 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,079 Carol. 311 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:10,920 What's the matter? 312 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:14,960 Everything. Everything? 313 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,959 Hey. What's going on? 314 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,160 You're still in love with her, aren't you? 315 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:27,679 With Joan. 316 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:29,000 HE CHUCKLES 317 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:31,940 What are you talking about? 318 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,650 Why are your lock codes all set on your wedding date? 319 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:40,880 It's... just a date I knew. 320 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,520 Come here. 321 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:51,080 SHE CRIES I love you so much, Robert. 322 00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:53,720 I love you too, Joan. 323 00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,599 All right, Dan? 324 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:08,359 I see you've brought Tinky Winky with you. "Eh-Oh!" 325 00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:10,799 KADEN LAUGHS You got a lot of slap on, kidder. 326 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,400 You auditioning for Love Island or what? Fuck off. 327 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,720 Thank you, Dad. 328 00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:25,959 DAN: Hiya. Hi, Dan. 329 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,279 Hi! Oh, Dan, they're beautiful! 330 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,959 What's that funny smell? Is it you, Moira? 331 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,879 You cheeky get. 332 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:36,119 I have noticed it, mind. Have you got an upset tummy, Carol? 333 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:38,319 It smells like something's crawled in and died. 334 00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,559 Oh, I know. Any chance of a sherry? 335 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:42,799 I've been sat here ten minutes. 336 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,719 What did your last slave die of? 337 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,999 Where's the birthday boy? You look gorgeous, Carol. 338 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,719 Oh, he's upstairs, getting ready. Thank you, Dan. 339 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:51,650 Erm, do you guys wanna go through? Yep. 340 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,839 Oh, thanks, Dad. Cheers. DAVE: I'll take that. 341 00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:58,719 You all right, Silent Dave? How's tricks? 342 00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:01,400 You're always gorgeous, Moira. Oh. 343 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,520 That's very kind of you, Dan. That's all right. 344 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:18,159 Oh. Not used that one before. Sorry, is that the wrong one? 345 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,480 No, no. Just not used it. It's lovely. 346 00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,480 You OK, Carol? Fine. Fine. 347 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:30,440 You're amazing, you are. 348 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:35,960 I could never do what you did. Moving in to someone else's house. 349 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,480 Someone else's things. 350 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:41,520 Someone else's bed. 351 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:44,919 THEY CHUCKLE SOFTLY 352 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:46,279 Robert doesn't like change. 353 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,690 And the Barries always get what they want, 'ey? 354 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:54,120 Thanks. Lovely. 355 00:26:56,760 --> 00:27:00,759 So, have you sold any properties recently, Kaden? 356 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,479 Seller of the month last month. Mm! 357 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:05,079 SALLY: No, you weren't. Janet was. Well, I was runner-up. 358 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,439 MIMICS KADEN: "As you can see, the bathroom is fully tiled 359 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,239 "and comes complete with a bath within. 360 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:10,799 "You can also flush away my bullshit 361 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,879 "down the seated water-flushing unit." 362 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:14,520 DAVE LAUGHS 363 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:16,799 Hey! 364 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,159 Happy birthday, Robert! Happy birthday, Dad! 365 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:20,719 MOIRA: Happy birthday! 366 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:22,479 CORK POPS "Mrs Crottie," he said, 367 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:25,879 "You have changed the entire course of..." 368 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,719 Are you listening? DAVE SIGHS 369 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,119 "..the entire course of my life. 370 00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:33,599 "Without you as my primary school teacher, my life..." 371 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:36,879 WHISPERS: What's up with Dad? Oh, I've been trying to tell you. 372 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,719 But let's have a chat another time. 373 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:42,839 Happy birthday, Robert. ALL: Happy birthday. 374 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:46,999 And to Carol, for the spread. Ah, it's lovely. 375 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,639 Anyone can make a tea, Dave. 376 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:51,959 GLASS CLINKS Er, sorry. 377 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,479 We've got an announcement to make. 378 00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:57,679 You tell them, Kaden. SALLY: Here we go, then. 379 00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:01,879 There's gonna be a new member joining the Barrie family. 380 00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,479 Are you getting a dog? What? 381 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:05,480 We're gonna have a baby. CAROL: Oh! 382 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,119 SURPRISED LAUGHTER 383 00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:11,039 Well, this is wonderful news! Just wonderful. 'Ey, Robert? 384 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,799 Yeah. Con... Congratum... Con... 385 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,799 C-Congrat... 386 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,599 Congratu... Congratulations. 387 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:18,960 CAROL CHUCKLES 388 00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:24,319 Erm, so, how does it work? Who's carrying the baby? 389 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:26,639 We've got a surrogate mother. She's called Martha. 390 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,599 She's six months gone already. 391 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,479 Six months? Six months gone? 392 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,799 Who's the father? We don't want to know. 393 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:34,850 Oh. 394 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:40,159 We made a mixture. Turkey baster. 395 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:43,039 Like... Like a gravy? Mam! 396 00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,679 Well, here's to Kaden. 397 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:48,439 And Dan. And the turkey baster. 398 00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:51,199 LIGHT LAUGHTER Turkey baster! 399 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:52,959 Is it a boy or a girl? 400 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:56,959 We don't want to know that either. WHISPERS: Boys are better. 401 00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:59,240 I'm gonna be a nana! Not exactly. 402 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:03,359 Anyway, that's not even fair. What's not even fair? 403 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,159 You've skipped the hard work bit - 404 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:10,879 puking, aching, stretching, ripping apart, burning tits. 405 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,759 Bloody blokes. I should be the one having a baby. 406 00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:16,439 Well, some poor bugger would have to shag you first. 407 00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:19,759 Kade. I've got a boyfriend, actually. 408 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,359 A real one, Sal. Come on. 409 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,599 Not a social media one. He is real. 410 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,639 And he loves me. 411 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:28,639 We're gonna get married one day. Aw, Sally. 412 00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:29,879 I'm so happy for you. 413 00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,239 Behave. Thank you, Carol. 414 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:35,879 Robert, do you hear the news? GLASS CLINKS 415 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:37,080 Well. 416 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,400 I would just like to say... 417 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,759 Dad? SALLY: Dad. 418 00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:51,920 Dad, are you all right? 419 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,360 I'm so sorry. 420 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:04,039 It, er... might be time to go for a rest, Robert. 421 00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:07,400 Why... Arrest? Am I under arrest? 422 00:30:07,401 --> 00:30:10,999 I've done nothing. Will you stop fussing over me, woman?! 423 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,479 Get off me! YELLING 424 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,079 Oi! Robert! 425 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,480 You all right? Come here. You all right? 426 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,080 Gentle with him. 427 00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:25,560 Gentle with him! 428 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:36,640 What did you do that for? 429 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,560 There's something wrong with me. 430 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:47,800 SOFTLY: Sally. 431 00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:52,000 Can you ever forgive me? 432 00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:11,800 You should've said something. That's domestic abuse, that is. 433 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:15,850 DAN: How long's this been going on, Carol? 434 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:19,680 Carol! 435 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,800 He didn't mean to hurt me. 436 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,359 It's worse in the evenings. 437 00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,410 You should've come for lunch. He was fine. 438 00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:37,000 I've been trying to tell you all. No-one listens. 439 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:39,760 He's got dementia. 440 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:58,960 Hey, sexy, did you get my message? I've got us the executive suite. 441 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:07,040 Was that Patrick Tanner? What a wanker. 442 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:09,519 What do you want? 443 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:13,279 We've got to do something, Sal. About Dad. 444 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,450 I've been to the solicitor's this morning. 445 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:17,399 What do you mean? 446 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,359 You and me. We've got to think ahead. 447 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,039 He can't stay at number 7. 448 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:24,199 He's a danger. You saw him. He needs proper care. 449 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:27,399 She said if he's got less than 23 grand's worth of assets, 450 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:28,760 the state pays for his care. 451 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:32,239 But he's got the house. No, he doesn't. 452 00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:35,479 That's in our names. He did that years ago. 453 00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:37,959 He didn't want her coming back and claiming it. 454 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:41,959 So I reckon we sell Stable Row, like, quick. 455 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,479 I could do that. You crafty bastard. No. 456 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:48,039 I know you need money for the baby and everything, but no. 457 00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:50,880 He always said you'd have to drag him out feet first. 458 00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,879 Anyway, what about Carol? She'll be fine. 459 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,559 She can go back to teaching. She loved that. 460 00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:59,799 She won't wanna be wiping his arse all of her life. 461 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,959 It's a win-win. Hi. 462 00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:03,560 Go through today. Thanks. 463 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:10,439 Listen. Just think about it. 464 00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:13,840 I reckon you've got about 400 grand to play with. 465 00:33:13,841 --> 00:33:17,919 You could buy yourself a nice place in the Caribbean with lover-boy. 466 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:21,599 Or spend it on, I don't know, fucking eyelashes. 467 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,720 You could do whatever you want, babes. 468 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:28,560 SHE EXHALES 469 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:38,090 Carol. 470 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,920 You can leave, you know. 471 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,680 I would completely understand. 472 00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,000 I'm not her, Robert. I'm never leaving you. 473 00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:58,879 Carol, am I losing my mind? 474 00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:00,720 You have lapses, love. 475 00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:04,200 Yeah, I know it. 476 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:10,520 I-I... I go to say something... 477 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:14,800 ...or I have a thought... 478 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:21,440 ...and it's like I just can't quite catch it. 479 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,880 Like it's just out of reach, you know? 480 00:34:24,881 --> 00:34:28,719 Maybe you need some new drugs. We'll go back to the doctor. 481 00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:31,399 Yeah. He could just stick a pillow over my face 482 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:32,599 and get it over and done with. 483 00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:34,120 Don't say that. 484 00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,440 Well, you know, I'm half serious. 485 00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:42,439 I mean, what's the point? We both know where this is going. 486 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:44,759 And, I mean, it isn't fair on you. 487 00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:46,920 There's lots of point. 488 00:34:46,921 --> 00:34:50,719 You can feel the air on your skin. You can hear the birds. 489 00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:53,639 You can just be. In the present. 490 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:57,000 And I'll look after you. Yeah, but what am I, though? 491 00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,760 I mean, what are we without any memory? 492 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:03,920 We're just different. 493 00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:10,080 You're free, in a way, without memory. 494 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:13,520 Yeah, maybe you're right. 495 00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:18,650 Forgetting about everything, that might be nice. 496 00:35:24,391 --> 00:35:28,319 MRS DAWSON: Why are we using the back door? 497 00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:31,119 KADEN: Oh, we're just waiting for the front-door keys from the owner. 498 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:32,400 Oh, I see. 499 00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:36,719 It's not actually on the market yet, 500 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:38,879 but I thought I could give you a little sneak preview. 501 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:40,279 SHE SNIFFS 502 00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:43,799 Oh, that's just a drain thing from the storm. 503 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,319 It's being sorted. 504 00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:48,199 When's it officially going on? As soon as possible. 505 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,400 They're looking for a super-quick sale. 506 00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:56,320 Look at those banisters. 507 00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,159 Oop! Sorry. That's easily fixed. 508 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,079 What about the high ceilings, huh? 509 00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,479 Oh, my... 510 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:06,760 Just imagine his face when he sees me here. 511 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:10,360 His slag of a girlfriend lives in a two-bed. 512 00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:14,199 Upstairs? Yeah. 513 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,359 So, this is the master bedroom. 514 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:19,840 And if it was just you, you could put in an en-suite. 515 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:25,240 Oh, that's a nice idea. He could never hold it in all night. 516 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:29,119 If you really liked it, I could put in a word. 517 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:31,080 He'll be green with envy. 518 00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:34,400 You said there was a basement. 519 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,720 Yeah, one sec. TYRES CRUNCH 520 00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:46,000 Is that the time? I should be back in the office. 521 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,480 You all right, love? Yeah, I'm fine. 522 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,119 KNOCK ON DOOR Who's that? 523 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,200 I don't know. 524 00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:07,279 Oh! Kaden! 525 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:08,919 What a surprise. Hello. 526 00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,400 Come in. Come in. 527 00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:17,959 I just thought I'd check on how everything went at the hospital. 528 00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:19,119 Oh, that's nice. 529 00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,839 We won't get the results for a bit, but I'll be sure to let you know. 530 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,959 Do you want to sit with your dad, stay for some tea? 531 00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,730 I don't know what everybody's fussing about - I'm fine. 532 00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:34,040 Actually, Carol, I needed a quick word with you. 533 00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:41,159 Sally and I, we're really concerned about you both. 534 00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:44,599 We think that Dad needs professional care now. 535 00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:47,199 Oh, no, Kaden. We can cope. 536 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,839 We all saw what happened, Carol. 537 00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,039 There's a lot of pent up anger in him. 538 00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:54,690 Who knows what he's capable of with this condition? 539 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,320 SHE SIGHS 540 00:37:57,691 --> 00:38:02,719 Well, I suppose a couple of visits a week might help. 541 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:04,950 We were thinking something more permanent. 542 00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:07,439 He should be in a home. 543 00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:08,839 A home?! 544 00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:10,479 There's a dead good one up in Hexham. 545 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:12,199 You could visit him every single day. 546 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,679 He won't have that. This is his forever home. 547 00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:17,680 The thing is, Carol, it's not really up to you, is it? 548 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:22,999 As you can see, the house is in our names, mine and Sally's. 549 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,839 I suppose there was always the possibility 550 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,399 of our mother turning up. 551 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,110 Why he never annulled the marriage, I will never know. 552 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,319 No, he... he did annul it. He told me. 553 00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:33,999 I'm afraid there's no record of that. 554 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,380 There's no decree absolute. 555 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:39,760 VOICEMAIL BEEPS 556 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:42,440 Hi, Kaden, it's Sal. 557 00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:45,480 OK, then put it on the market! 558 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:48,879 Let's sell. 559 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,319 PATRICK: Nighty-night. Nighty-night. Sleep tight. 560 00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:54,759 Yeah. Don't let the bed bugs don't bite. 561 00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:57,920 Yeah. All right, put Mummy on. 562 00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:03,519 All right, pet? 563 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,239 No, no. No, no, I'm not drunk. URINE HITTING TOILET 564 00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:08,879 Yeh, you too. All right, see you, love. Bye-bye, bye, bye. 565 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,879 You all right, Sal? Hurry up! 566 00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:12,639 TOILET FLUSHES Me libido's in a coma. 567 00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:14,200 Well. 568 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:20,159 We will have to do something... about that. 569 00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:21,319 Oh, yeah. 570 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,319 Mm-hm. Phwoar! Yeah, you ready? 571 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:24,959 ? Ah, duh-duh-duh. ? 572 00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:28,519 Ah, ah, ah, ah! Ah, ah, ah! 573 00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:29,919 Thoughts? 574 00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:32,359 Positive thoughts. Come here, you. 575 00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:34,719 Champagne? I'm not made of money, you know. 576 00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:36,639 But I'm about to be, Patrick Tanner. 577 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:40,960 I'm gonna buy us a beautiful little house in Ponteland. 578 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:45,999 We can get married in Las Vegas! Vegas? 579 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,680 SALLY LAUGHS 580 00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:51,960 RUMMAGING 581 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:04,399 Carol, where are my ear plugs? 582 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:05,600 Top left drawer. 583 00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:13,879 You told me you got an annulment. 584 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:15,919 I-I... What? 585 00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:17,879 That was a lie. 586 00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:19,600 You're still married to Joan. 587 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:25,279 Carol, I am getting just a little bit sick of this. 588 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:26,679 Sorry to break the news, 589 00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:29,039 but I don't think your beloved Joan is coming back, Robert. 590 00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:32,479 Why can't you just shut up about her? 591 00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,440 What a bloody joke we all are. 592 00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,479 I've loved you. You've loved her. 593 00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:42,440 And she loved him. You think that I loved Joan? 594 00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:47,240 I hated her fucking guts. 595 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:52,320 She deserved everything she got. 596 00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:55,640 Deserved what? 597 00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,440 What did she get, Robert? 598 00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,220 I'll tell you what she didn't get. 599 00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:14,520 She didn't get this. 600 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:25,640 She didn't get what we've got. 601 00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:28,400 The love that we've got. 602 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,320 She didn't get this. 603 00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:50,399 CLATTERING 604 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:51,479 Oh, shit! 605 00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,760 SHE EXHALES OK. 606 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,560 NAILS CLATTER TO FLOOR 607 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:29,680 GASPS 608 00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:34,920 SHE SQUEALS 609 00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:38,479 What were you doing down there? 610 00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,439 'Robert Barrie, what have you done?' 611 00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:42,679 'Your life will be turned upside down.' 612 00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:46,439 Everything you have worked so hard for all of your life, all gone. 613 00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:48,759 Excuse me, baby's pressing on me bladder. 614 00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:50,799 It is two grand a month we give her, right? 615 00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:52,759 Is that a problem? CARD MACHINE BEEPS 616 00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:54,039 'Your fiance is a lucky man.' 617 00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:56,079 'He's the most beautiful man in Northumberland.' 618 00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:57,159 'He's a liability. 619 00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:59,439 'He's muddling medication. He's a serious danger.' 620 00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:02,439 Carol is messing everything up for us. I've got us a buyer. 621 00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:04,679 Rob, I know you told me not to, but I went downstairs. 622 00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:06,400 I found the freezer. 623 00:44:06,450 --> 00:44:11,000 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0